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What do You do for a Living?
I am a programmer/analyst working for Benton County in the mid-Wilamette Valley in Oregon. I do mostly new systems development to replace existing systems that were implemented poorly for one reason or another. I also do application maintenance and support as well as web site implementation and some design (but I'm not a designer by any means).

  1. Who Are You?
  2. What do You do for a Living?
  3. How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Tootsie Roll® center of a Tootsie-Pop®?
  4. Why is the Sky Blue?
  5. What's the point of this site?
  6. What Do You Do For Fun?
  7. Is There Anything Else to Tell?
  8. How many people work for Stratton Systems?
  9. Can you build me a Web Site?
  10. How much do you charge?
  11. Where's Waldo?
  12. What's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, & Everything?
  13. Can I have a job?
  14. What's With the Monochrome Presentation?
  15. Why Should I Hire You?